Someone by the name of kisses for munches (!) just started talking to me on skype.
This was the conversation
kisses for muches 20:43
Liz Ely 20:43
who are you?
kisses for muches 20:44
Liz Ely 20:44
than what - an ant, cos they can lift 50 times their body weight
an ostritch - you don't want to be on the wrong side of one of those
kisses for muches 20:47
I out-weirded a weirdo! Cue misplaced pride...